Tuesday, November 3, 2020

WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? (Featuring Twinkles the Intern)



Hi everyone! I'm Twinkles the Intern. The Invisible Diva asked me to write this post because she is spending the day casting her vote in the 2020 election! Afterwards, she plans to await the exciting results in the She Shed behind her house. She had me stock it with enough wine, crackers, and Cheese Whiz to get her through mid-December. Meanwhile, my new boyfriend,  Norbert Donald Cided (N.D. for short), and I are going to spread Election Day cheer by gifting our friends and family with homemade red-for-Republican and blue-for Democrat bath bombs! N.D. believes this will be our way of spreading a message of bipartisan unity. "Twinkles," he said, "if people see that these bath bombs can join together to create a frothy, pleasant bathing experience, they will understand that we, too, can put aside our differences and live as one!" This is why I call N.D. Cided the "Guy From the Beatles" of our generation!

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