As the summer days get shorter, Trump Indictments are becoming fruitful and multiplying. Just as nature intended. Speaking of nature, air conditioners have been working overtime along with some brutal storm systems. Fox News host Jesse Watters continued to expose the Idiocracy by claiming slavery taught the enslaved useful skills that helped them later in life. The internet had plenty to say about that, but I’d have to use the bleep button to post any of it. Sadly, we lost the gifted and fearless Sinead O’Connor. Time to check out the chatter.
As further proof that he has no idea what he is doing, Elon Musk announced that Twitter will now be called X.
Meanwhile, Congress was busy doing the important work of holding hearings about UFOs. Elvis, Marilyn Monroe and JFK Sr were called as star witnesses.
A heat wave hit a large portion of the US causing Boomers to shout at young people, “In my day, we had one window fan and a shade tree to keep us cool!” “What’s a shade tree?” Gen Z wants to know.
To the delight of Barbie lovers everywhere, Greta G’s film continues to roll over the competition in the adorable Dream Car! Who’s buying all those tickets?
And that’s it for this week, folks! Enjoy cicada season and start safe out there.
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