In the future, a youngster will ask for my assistance with a class project involving the question: What was life like when you were a little girl? I assume the student will have the ability to turn me into a hologram so I can appear directly in front of the classmates to regale them with delightful stories of my youth. Naturally, I'll want to be the most popular old-lady hologram in that 3rd grade class, so I will need to provide information they could never find in their history books. Since it's never too early to prepare for such a lofty goal, I've already begun writing my presentation. Dear Class of 2053: You aren't going to believe this, but....
